2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely
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I hate that coming out is like, entirely for the sake of cis&straight people. We come about because they can’t stop assuming that everyone else is cis&straight, we come out because they can’t stop being homophobic and transphobic and assuming that we are comfortable hearing it, we come out because they keep asking about why we don’t have a boyfriend yet or monitoring which bathroom we use. And then there’s the fact that cis&straight people are so invested in us coming out. They tell us it’s lying and deceptive when LGBT folks don’t come out to the point that they tell other people for us, they tell us that they “already knew” or “could tell” and brag about their gaydar or else they praise us by pretending it’s a compliment that they “never would’ve guessed”, then they go on to call us “brave” and “strong” for doing something we never should’ve had to do in the first place. And then there’s the idea that we are the ones who should feel ashamed about it and be told that they “still love us” despite the fact that it’s their hatred and bigotry that we’ve had to deal with the entire time we’ve known them and not the other way around. Coming out is the only milestone they think we have because it’s the one that they play the biggest role in and the one that they necessitate and I absolutely hate that about coming out.
And then they say shit like “why do people even come out?” like it’s somehow ridiculous and attention-seeking, and not a direct result of the same hetero/cisnormativity they perpetuate literally every day.
[straight historian voice] they used fond language such as “my lover”, “my darling”, “i miss your arms around me”, “i wish i could marry you”, and “i miss your lips on mine”, though they were never proven to be in a relationship
Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them
they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)
Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here
a list of questions
1: what was the first movie you can recall ever watching?
2: what’s your least favorite holiday?
3: are you an auditory, visual, or tactile learner?
4: do you have allergies?
5: happiest memory?
6: how often do you use chapstick?
7: what subject do you wish you were an expert in?
8: would you travel to another planet?
9: if you could make any job you want, what would it be?
10: your scariest story?
11: favorite 2018 trend?
12: scarf or hat?
13: what was your favorite year in school?
14: preferred weather?
15: do you remember your dreams?
16: favorite song you’ve recently discovered?
17: book/movie that you would never read/watch again?
18: someone who’s changed your life?
19: least favorite breakfast food?
20: why do you hate ____? (your choice)
21: why do you like ____? (your choice)
22: would you rather live in antarctica or the sahara desert?
23: top five movies of 2018?
24: are you religious?
25: what’s your dream aesthetic?
26: tea or coffee?
27: favorite boardgame?
28: have you ever used tarot cards?
29: what fictional character would you bring to life?
30: telekinesis or telepathy?
31: real or fake plants?
32: do you have a full length mirror?
33: what’s something that no one on tumblr knows about you?
34: what’s something that no one outside of tumblr knows?
35: dream url?
36: how long have you had your most recent blog?
37: is it raining right now?
38: fuzzy socks or oversized sweaters?
39: have you ever dated?
40: what’s your favorite joke?
41: what’s a random fact you know?
42: do you have any siblings?
43: if you had to stay in a dark closet for five hours, what would be the first thing to scare you out?
44: floral scents or warm scents?
45: weirdest thing you own?
46: something you’re proud of?
47: are your walls covered in posters?
48: favorite picture you or someone else has taken of you?
49: cottage by a waterfall or cabin by a ski slope?
50: something you’ve done that’s out of your comfort zone?
51: how many languages are you fluent in?
52: do you play any instruments?
53: household item that creeps you out?
54: favorite word?
55: what three things would be needed to summon you?
56: are you a meat eater, vegetarian, pescatarian, or vegan?
57: one thing you wish never existed?
58: one thing you wish existed?
59: if you could time travel only once and back, where would you go?
60: favorite story you read as a kid?
61: tuxedo or dress?
62: what’s an addiction of yours?
63: long or short nails?
64: wand or crystal ball?
65: what’s one food you would like to try?
66: fruits or vegetables?
67: have you ever gone ice skating?
68: something you’ve excelled in?
69: do you like public speaking?
70: have you ever bought a yearbook?
71: what’s something that would make you laugh?
72: favorite thing about your personality?
73: deep sea diving or cave exploring?
74: who would you bring with you on an adventure?
75: have you ever been to disneyland?
76: have you ever met a celebrity?
77: would you rather climb a tree that reaches the sky or down a ladder that goes to the middle of the earth?
78: favorite extracurricular class you’ve taken?
79: what’s something you want to do for someone else?
80: if you were given 1 million dollars and you could only spend it on five things, what would you spend it on?
81: worst memory involving someone else?
82: do you keep books in your room?
83: have you ever traveled somewhere alone?
84: what natural disaster are you most afraid of?
85: are you more brave, determined, or curious?
86: whales or dolphins?
87: mansion or penthouse?
88: would you rather live alone or with a friend?
89: if you discovered a country, what would you name it?
90: do you keep letters and holiday cards?
91: what’s something you know you hoard?
92: favorite video game?
93: what genre do you like most?
94: have you ever broken a promise?
95: what color do you want to paint your room?
96: first word that comes to your mind?
97: do you sleep with a light on?
98: what’s something that puts you at ease?
Sharpay Evans was a lesbian
what do you mean “was”? she’s still a lesbian
wow you’re right, i guess i’m not used to lesbians being alive at the end of
a movie
Explain?? How??
- weak ass crush on the most conventionally attractive boy in school despite having nothing in common with him.
- obsession with the girl he was dating, thinking she hated her when really she was jealous of him.
- theatre is gay
- she loves drama
- high femme
- never ended up with a boyfriend because she was gay
- best friends with her gay brother
- only sings romantic duets with her gay brother because she’s also gay
- determined to “stick to status quo” due to internalised homophobia
- bop to the Top = she’s telling us she wants to be topped
You can tell OP had this list mentally prepared from the moment she hit “post”
I mean you can’t just drop the best theory to hit the HSMCU (High School Musical Cinematic Universe) without the Facts™️